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Episode # 93 - Tuesday, August 26, 2008
This week, Deejay, Jeff and I ride into the town of Hell with our spurs shiny, our six-shooters loaded, and our hats low upon our brows as we take on Horror Westerns!
This week, Deejay, Jeff and I ride into the town of Hell with our spurs shiny, our six-shooters loaded, and our hats low upon our brows. We're taking on Horror Westerns, ranging from the 1930's through the present day. Our spotlight focuse on, perhaps, the best horror western: High Plains Drifter. So saddle up and join us as we tour dusty, tumbleweed filled towns of terror...
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Episode # 92 - Monday, August 18, 2008
A spirited debate on art tampering and a review of Mirrors and I Know Who Killed Me
With Steve and Brady on an extended leave of absence and Deejay probably drunk in an alley somewhere, this weeks episode is left to Jeff and I. We try to salvage it the best we can with somewhat surprising positivity! Jeff digs the Lindsay Lohan giallo-esque I Know Who Killed Me and I give the thumbs up to the critically panned Mirrors by Alexandre Aja. We also do our own Point/Counterpoint type discussion on whether or not it is okay to "tamper" with another person's artwork. Jeff says yea, I say nea.
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Episode # 91 - Monday, August 11, 2008
Thetans, Ark Monsters, Zombies, Killer Vines, and James Wan
This week is a grab bag of sorts: we wonder why all sorts of celebrities are dying and we review a bunch of movies. The Dead Next Door, Organism, Death Sentence and Monster Ark. That's pretty much all you get. Oh, and you also get some Scientology talk. You know you want to hear it.
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Episode # 90 - Monday, August 04, 2008
I Want To Believe The Truth Is Out There but I Trust No One
This week week's episode is all about The X-Files.We chat about some of our favorite episodes and expound on why we loved this show so much. But the best part is that longtime listener Explodey Jo accompanies us on our rambling journey as a guest co-host live from England (at 3 in the morning on a workday, no less). She and I then have a heated argument over the quality of the newest X-Files movie that almost turns into an international incident. Not really, but that would have been sweet. :)
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Episode # 89 - Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Deejay cleans out a bunch of poop and MaT decries the whores who live off the government
A strange episode in which everyone seems a little...off. We review Bizarre and The Dead Pit and give a final wrap-up of the Outpost Doom shoot as we're joined by the lead actress, Tina!
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Splattercast Archive

Episode # 1
Dead Lantern's inaugural Splattercast.

Episode # 2
How do you pronounce Anthropophagus anyway?

Episode # 3
Tobe Hooper sucks. Yes, we said it.

Episode # 4
Alien Foreheads attack!

Episode # 5
When Bigfoot Attacks Horny Co-eds!

Episode # 6
We love wheelchair bound mutes from Denmark

Episode # 7
There's no denying the bad ass-ness of Guitar Wolf

Episode # 8
We dickholes love our fried chicken! Joe Piscapo?...not so much...

Episode # 9
Silly Bitch and crew talk with the one and only T.J. Roe

Episode # 10
Monster fist sex, Stephen Hawking, and vampires taking over Kansas

Episode # 11
Succubi, Motherly love, Snakes, and a debacle of epic proportions

Episode # 12
Kung fu prison riots, chubby chasers, and the delicate art of watermelon carving.

Episode # 13
When Zombies attend raves, viewer pain ensues...

Episode # 14
Fornication Police, non-Screaming Brains, and Muffin Man Killers!

Episode # 15
Deadsy, Lovecraft, and El Charro. ME GUSTA!

Episode # 16
Much love for Fred Dekker. Mummy came in my house!

Episode # 17
Shilling for The Grand Horror, and why you shouldn't chat with teen girls online.

Episode # 18
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta review this Z-grade Hostel knock-off...

Episode # 19
Wii survival horror, Onibaba, and Israel joins OPEC!

Episode # 20
'Twas the Splattercast before Christmas... and 'twas pretty weak.

Episode # 21
Drunken debauchery, Ali's boobs, Scotch and horror videogames

Episode # 22
You don't have to be Catholic to find nuns terrifying, but it helps.

Episode # 23
The National Guard vs mutant hillbillies? The hills are rolling their eyes!

Episode # 24
Grindhouse and free DVD giveways. Lube required.

Episode # 25
The group returns with Three...Extremes of boredom

Episode # 26
It's Carnosaurs vs. Aliens with some loving censorship talk thrown in for good measure

Episode # 27
Video Violence and Drunken Deejay insults Stephen Hawking

Episode # 28
The Host, a Caprini Massacre, and love for Daniel Boone!

Episode # 29
Carnosaur goes brokeback, and the great Spidey 3 debate rages on.

Episode # 30
a Bug is taken to World's End by a Dust Devil...and nobody listens

Episode # 31
The worst Drive-Thru you've ever had

Episode # 32
Avast! Fly the Jolly Roger as the crew discusses (internet) piracy

Episode # 33
We check into room 1408 for some PG-13 vs. R Rated Horror discussion

Episode # 34
Transform and roll out to the Mummy Theme Park

Episode # 35
A gourmet splattercast courtesy of Microwave Massacre!

Episode # 36
A sexy and furious Splattercast featuring a Japanese exploitation flick and a contentious F13 debate.

Episode # 37
We review a very classy film for a change... and the clown car was never recovered.

Episode # 38
Popcorn, Zombie Jews, and is Resident Evil 5 racist?

Episode # 39
Cute puppies are hit with shovels as we review The Body Snatcher

Episode # 40
The House on Bore-ority Row

Episode # 41
The worst movie ever made. Seriously.

Episode # 42
The guys hit the bottle early after watching a matinee of Rob Zombie's Halloween craptacular

Episode # 43
Are horror magazines worth the price and Deejay's Montana Holiday Inn Jamboree

Episode # 44
At midnight we'll take your soul!

Episode # 45
A crummy new movie and a boring old movie, it's a double helping of horror disappointment!

Episode # 46
A bloody Korean slasher and lots of love for horror video games.

Episode # 47
Celebrate Columbus Day with a double-decker bologna sandwich!

Episode # 48
Steve and Mat get too close in a local haunted house, Deejay drinks some Road Dog, Brady plays some Halo, and Jeff laments his Fantasy Football team

Episode # 49
We talk paranormal investigations, horror westerns and I, Madman

Episode # 50
Uwe Boll grants us a great interview as we celebrate our 50th episode.

Episode # 51
All aboard the Finke express, choo choo!

Episode # 52
What's so funny about The Mummy?

Episode # 53
Corey Feldman joins the lamest frat ever.

Episode # 54
Get pissed about The Mist

Episode # 55
Zombies have attacked the Splattercast and they are here to eat our Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss!

Episode # 56
No Horror For Young Men....but rather politics, and sports, and Evil Knieval....

Episode # 57
Have a ho-ho-horrible Christmas!

Episode # 58
A requiem for two once-great franchises

Episode # 59
Have a Hatchety New Year!

Episode # 60
Like Frankenstein, this splattercast just will not die...

Episode # 61
Fan Appreciation Episode (a.k.a. Steve Tries to Get Some)

Episode # 62
Did that Cloverfield monster come from outer space? Are you serious?

Episode # 63
Badass machine guns!

Episode # 64
The Howling franchise: Vote "no" on werewolf amnesty!

Episode # 65
Unfortunately, Montag the Magnificent Can't Make The Sleepy Boys Die

Episode # 66
The Splattercast is BANNED IN CHINA as we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage

Episode # 67
The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards

Episode # 68
The Train Wreck Episode: MaT loses control of Deejay and Steve

Episode # 69
It's an Eliot Spitzer endorsed episode of lesbian vampire hotness. The sheer sexiness of this episode is enough to cause an orgasm. Listen with enjoyment.

Episode # 70
Critters blows. Critters 2 sucks. Critters 3 is unwatchable. Critters 4 is shit.

Episode # 71
After playing some Funny Games during the Day of the Dead, I closed the Shutter in order to watch Jumper. I then fell into a Spiral of suck that I could not escape.

Episode # 72
It's our best Splattercast yet! (April Fool's)

Episode # 73
Jeff, MaT, and Steve get stuck on the top of some Ruins and lament the fact that there are no hot girls with us. Manlove!

Episode # 74
It's Alive...and it's incredibly boring! How the hell did we talk for 80 minutes?

Episode # 75
Plumb the depths of Hell with the Splattercast crew as we take on the Hellraiser franchise.

Episode # 76
It's podcast potpourri as the guys review several different horror flicks.

Episode # 77
Another meandering no-theme episode. At least we showed up!

Episode # 78
This week we talk about the female anatomy and how scary it can be and how crazy motherhood can be.

Episode # 79
Indiana Zombie and the Kingdom of Drunken Deejay

Episode # 80
The Linnea Quigley Special

Episode # 82
The inevitable return of the great white drunk

Episode # 83
Chronicles of an Owl Naming

Episode # 84
Spider baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Episode # 85
I don't have a clever title because I haven't listened to this one yet.

Episode # 86
Four out of Four Splattercast hosts agree: Natasha Henstridge's breasts are magnificent.

Episode # 87
Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy may or may not be the most kick-ass movie you've never seen

Episode # 88
Shane Ryan's Opus: Amateur Piece of Dog Shit

Episode # 89
Deejay cleans out a bunch of poop and MaT decries the whores who live off the government

Episode # 90
I Want To Believe The Truth Is Out There but I Trust No One

Episode # 91
Thetans, Ark Monsters, Zombies, Killer Vines, and James Wan

Episode # 92
A spirited debate on art tampering and a review of Mirrors and I Know Who Killed Me

Episode # 93
This week, Deejay, Jeff and I ride into the town of Hell with our spurs shiny, our six-shooters loaded, and our hats low upon our brows as we take on Horror Westerns!