DeadLantern.com Presents

The Splattercast

A truly horrific podcast for your listening displeasure! Check back often for new episodes. Deadlantern.com and its horror-hungry cast of podcasters have taken podcasting to a whole new level. The Splattercast is more than your average dose of rambling, it's intelligent discussion wrapped with lively yet bloody mood and atmosphere. Warning: The Splattercast is not for the weak. If you have a poor heart, you're better off playing poker games than listening to us.

iTunes | pod-O-matic | Digg | RSS feed | Back to main site

We want your input! Write us at splattercast@deadlantern.com

Episode # 137 - Monday, June 29, 2009
Remembering Michael Jackson, hating on Transformers 2 and a salute to our horror podcasting brethren
We spend the first part of the cast lamenting Michael Jackson's passing and then move on to lamenting Michael Bay's new Transformers movie. Then Mat leads us through an exhaustive catalog of every horror podcast he could identify. We salute all of our horror podcasting brethren!
Download (39.6MB, 115min)

Episode # 136 - Thursday, June 25, 2009
We dive into the Vault of Horror as we give you the scoop on the history of E.C. Comics
This week we dive severed-head first into the hell-story of E.C. Comics and its ghoulish creators, writers, artists, and horror hosts. We also review a bunch of stories and produce two audio drama recreations of great E.C. stories: An Ample Sample and A Stitch In Time which features Julie from 19 Nocturne Boulevard. Enjoy.
Download (50MB, 109min)

Episode # 135 - Monday, June 15, 2009
Mits777 and Borp join us as we review a foursome of pretty ok movies
Mits777 and Borp, longtime friends of the site and podcasters in their own right, join us as we review four films chosen by Mits777: 2LDK and Aragami from the Duel Project, along with Laid to Rest and Midnight Movie. It's a varied selection and it made for a fun episode. Listener Andy from WA checks in with a voicemail and suggests that we check out the new film Grace from Paul Solet.
Download (34.3MB, 99min)

Episode # 134 - Monday, June 08, 2009
Salo, or 120 minutes of people pooping on each other
My idea for this episode was to crush Steve and Deejay's souls by making them watch Salo. I think it actually worked. Sadly, Steve wasn't able to be online for the recording, but he did watch the film and sent in some brief thoughts. The rest of us do our best to discuss this challenging film. I'll leave it up to you, dear listener, to judge whether we came to any useful conclusions. Mangia! Intro and outro music by The Hot Carls featuring Deejay, Mat, Brady and Spooky McPhee.
Download (34.4MB, 100min)

Episode # 133 - Monday, June 01, 2009
Drag us to hell for a debate on PG-13 horror.
We give our first impressions on the announcement of Left 4 Dead 2 and run through several Today in Death stories before getting into the meat of this episode, a review of Raimi's Drag Me To Hell and a discussion of the negative perception of PG-13 horror films. Thanks to Borp for the intro song, and stay tuned at the end of the episode for Mat's great L4D survival guide.
Download (32.4MB, 94min)

Splattercast Archive

Episode # 1
Dead Lantern's inaugural Splattercast.

Episode # 2
How do you pronounce Anthropophagus anyway?

Episode # 3
Tobe Hooper sucks. Yes, we said it.

Episode # 4
Alien Foreheads attack!

Episode # 5
When Bigfoot Attacks Horny Co-eds!

Episode # 6
We love wheelchair bound mutes from Denmark

Episode # 7
There's no denying the bad ass-ness of Guitar Wolf

Episode # 8
We dickholes love our fried chicken! Joe Piscapo?...not so much...

Episode # 9
Silly Bitch and crew talk with the one and only T.J. Roe

Episode # 10
Monster fist sex, Stephen Hawking, and vampires taking over Kansas

Episode # 11
Succubi, Motherly love, Snakes, and a debacle of epic proportions

Episode # 12
Kung fu prison riots, chubby chasers, and the delicate art of watermelon carving.

Episode # 13
When Zombies attend raves, viewer pain ensues...

Episode # 14
Fornication Police, non-Screaming Brains, and Muffin Man Killers!

Episode # 15
Deadsy, Lovecraft, and El Charro. ME GUSTA!

Episode # 16
Much love for Fred Dekker. Mummy came in my house!

Episode # 17
Shilling for The Grand Horror, and why you shouldn't chat with teen girls online.

Episode # 18
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta review this Z-grade Hostel knock-off...

Episode # 19
Wii survival horror, Onibaba, and Israel joins OPEC!

Episode # 20
'Twas the Splattercast before Christmas... and 'twas pretty weak.

Episode # 21
Drunken debauchery, Ali's boobs, Scotch and horror videogames

Episode # 22
You don't have to be Catholic to find nuns terrifying, but it helps.

Episode # 23
The National Guard vs mutant hillbillies? The hills are rolling their eyes!

Episode # 24
Grindhouse and free DVD giveways. Lube required.

Episode # 25
The group returns with Three...Extremes of boredom

Episode # 26
It's Carnosaurs vs. Aliens with some loving censorship talk thrown in for good measure

Episode # 27
Video Violence and Drunken Deejay insults Stephen Hawking

Episode # 28
The Host, a Caprini Massacre, and love for Daniel Boone!

Episode # 29
Carnosaur goes brokeback, and the great Spidey 3 debate rages on.

Episode # 30
a Bug is taken to World's End by a Dust Devil...and nobody listens

Episode # 31
The worst Drive-Thru you've ever had

Episode # 32
Avast! Fly the Jolly Roger as the crew discusses (internet) piracy

Episode # 33
We check into room 1408 for some PG-13 vs. R Rated Horror discussion

Episode # 34
Transform and roll out to the Mummy Theme Park

Episode # 35
A gourmet splattercast courtesy of Microwave Massacre!

Episode # 36
A sexy and furious Splattercast featuring a Japanese exploitation flick and a contentious F13 debate.

Episode # 37
We review a very classy film for a change... and the clown car was never recovered.

Episode # 38
Popcorn, Zombie Jews, and is Resident Evil 5 racist?

Episode # 39
Cute puppies are hit with shovels as we review The Body Snatcher

Episode # 40
The House on Bore-ority Row

Episode # 41
The worst movie ever made. Seriously.

Episode # 42
The guys hit the bottle early after watching a matinee of Rob Zombie's Halloween craptacular

Episode # 43
Are horror magazines worth the price and Deejay's Montana Holiday Inn Jamboree

Episode # 44
At midnight we'll take your soul!

Episode # 45
A crummy new movie and a boring old movie, it's a double helping of horror disappointment!

Episode # 46
A bloody Korean slasher and lots of love for horror video games.

Episode # 47
Celebrate Columbus Day with a double-decker bologna sandwich!

Episode # 48
Steve and Mat get too close in a local haunted house, Deejay drinks some Road Dog, Brady plays some Halo, and Jeff laments his Fantasy Football team

Episode # 49
We talk paranormal investigations, horror westerns and I, Madman

Episode # 50
Uwe Boll grants us a great interview as we celebrate our 50th episode.

Episode # 51
All aboard the Finke express, choo choo!

Episode # 52
What's so funny about The Mummy?

Episode # 53
Corey Feldman joins the lamest frat ever.

Episode # 54
Get pissed about The Mist

Episode # 55
Zombies have attacked the Splattercast and they are here to eat our Braaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnssssss!

Episode # 56
No Horror For Young Men....but rather politics, and sports, and Evil Knieval....

Episode # 57
Have a ho-ho-horrible Christmas!

Episode # 58
A requiem for two once-great franchises

Episode # 59
Have a Hatchety New Year!

Episode # 60
Like Frankenstein, this splattercast just will not die...

Episode # 61
Fan Appreciation Episode (a.k.a. Steve Tries to Get Some)

Episode # 62
Did that Cloverfield monster come from outer space? Are you serious?

Episode # 63
Badass machine guns!

Episode # 64
The Howling franchise: Vote "no" on werewolf amnesty!

Episode # 65
Unfortunately, Montag the Magnificent Can't Make The Sleepy Boys Die

Episode # 66
The Splattercast is BANNED IN CHINA as we review Fido, The Girl Next Door, and The Orphanage

Episode # 67
The 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards

Episode # 68
The Train Wreck Episode: MaT loses control of Deejay and Steve

Episode # 69
It's an Eliot Spitzer endorsed episode of lesbian vampire hotness. The sheer sexiness of this episode is enough to cause an orgasm. Listen with enjoyment.

Episode # 70
Critters blows. Critters 2 sucks. Critters 3 is unwatchable. Critters 4 is shit.

Episode # 71
After playing some Funny Games during the Day of the Dead, I closed the Shutter in order to watch Jumper. I then fell into a Spiral of suck that I could not escape.

Episode # 72
It's our best Splattercast yet! (April Fool's)

Episode # 73
Jeff, MaT, and Steve get stuck on the top of some Ruins and lament the fact that there are no hot girls with us. Manlove!

Episode # 74
It's Alive...and it's incredibly boring! How the hell did we talk for 80 minutes?

Episode # 75
Plumb the depths of Hell with the Splattercast crew as we take on the Hellraiser franchise.

Episode # 76
It's podcast potpourri as the guys review several different horror flicks.

Episode # 77
Another meandering no-theme episode. At least we showed up!

Episode # 78
This week we talk about the female anatomy and how scary it can be and how crazy motherhood can be.

Episode # 79
Indiana Zombie and the Kingdom of Drunken Deejay

Episode # 80
The Linnea Quigley Special

Episode # 82
The inevitable return of the great white drunk

Episode # 83
Chronicles of an Owl Naming

Episode # 84
Spider baby, hurry down the chimney tonight.

Episode # 85
I don't have a clever title because I haven't listened to this one yet.

Episode # 86
Four out of Four Splattercast hosts agree: Natasha Henstridge's breasts are magnificent.

Episode # 87
Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy may or may not be the most kick-ass movie you've never seen

Episode # 88
Shane Ryan's Opus: Amateur Piece of Dog Shit

Episode # 89
Deejay cleans out a bunch of poop and MaT decries the whores who live off the government

Episode # 90
I Want To Believe The Truth Is Out There but I Trust No One

Episode # 91
Thetans, Ark Monsters, Zombies, Killer Vines, and James Wan

Episode # 92
A spirited debate on art tampering and a review of Mirrors and I Know Who Killed Me

Episode # 93
This week, Deejay, Jeff and I ride into the town of Hell with our spurs shiny, our six-shooters loaded, and our hats low upon our brows as we take on Horror Westerns!

Episode # 94
Fun Fact: The best thing about the Night of the Demons Trilogy is Cristi Harris's boobs

Episode # 95
We have less than 99 minutes to make it through the entire Darkman Trilogy before we start brooding!

Episode # 96
The moon is full, we're sprouting hair in places it shouldn't be growing, and on the prowl for big breasted virgins

Episode # 97
It's 90 minutes of rockin' to the oldies as we delve into the ball pit that is 20's, 30's, and 40's horror

Episode # 98
Cannibals!

Episode # 99
Nail Gun Massacre, Igor, and a whole lotta politics.

Episode # 100
The 100th Episode. Can you believe it? We certainly can't!

Episode # 101
How on earth are there 9 freaking Puppet Master movies and why were Steve and I the only ones to sit through all of them?

Episode # 102
Do you get Goosebumps while listening to Tales From the Cryptkeeper and Are You Afraid of the Dark? If so, this is the cast for you

Episode # 103
When Technology Goes Bad

Episode # 104
We get radioactive as we take a ride through the wild and wacky world of Tromaville.

Episode # 105
A random grab bag of strangeness as Deejay is thrust unwittingly into the role of host.

Episode # 106
Explodey Jo and Tina Fontaine take over the Splattercast for a show dedicated to women in horror

Episode # 107
We are committed to The Asylum

Episode # 108
Maniac Cop is Left 4 Dead

Episode # 109
Live from Thunderdome...Post-Apocalyptic Horror

Episode # 110
Merry Splattermas 2008!

Episode # 111
Crappy New Year from the Splattercast!

Episode # 112
In space, no one can hear your crummy podcast.

Episode # 113
The flyest Splattercast ever.

Episode # 114
Melt your brains with this Lynchian Splattercast.

Episode # 115
Whatever you do,Don't. Fall. Asleep...before finishing this 2 hour Elm Street Splattercast

Episode # 116
Fan Appreciation Episode #2

Episode # 117
The Splattercast watches some Tales From the Darkside

Episode # 118
The obligatory Friday the 13th cast on remake weekend.

Episode # 119
The 2nd Annual Splatcademy Awards presented by Deadlantern.com's Splattercast

Episode # 120
Nazi Zombies! Or should that be zombie Nazis?

Episode # 121
In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming... for Splattercast #121 to be uploaded.

Episode # 122
What could possibly make boobs boring? Witchcraft, of course!

Episode # 123
Kill, Baby, Kill is like the coolest thing since sliced bread. Mario. Freaking. Bava.

Episode # 124
Strike up the Charles Band, cuz there's a Full Moon tonight!

Episode # 125
Martyrs, Donkey Punches and 50-foot women, oh my!

Episode # 126
Not even Steve from Blue's Clues can save this episode.

Episode # 127
The Splattercast toys with the space-time continuum for your amusement.

Episode # 128
Take a suspenseful train ride with an underappreciated American filmmaker.

Episode # 129
Animation Degeneration

Episode # 130
At least Star Trek was good because these Xbox shorts suck.

Episode # 131
Oliver Reed is our new role model.

Episode # 132
Herding cats through The Outer Limits

Episode # 133
Drag us to hell for a debate on PG-13 horror.

Episode # 134
Salo, or 120 minutes of people pooping on each other

Episode # 135
Mits777 and Borp join us as we review a foursome of pretty ok movies

Episode # 136
We dive into the Vault of Horror as we give you the scoop on the history of E.C. Comics

Episode # 137
Remembering Michael Jackson, hating on Transformers 2 and a salute to our horror podcasting brethren